DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

Follow for a follow on Instagram???
I’ll put a random question in your inbox when u follow me!
IG: MIKEBOOTH1992

If u know where this is from, join me for the next movie night & watch it with my friends & I!!!

If u know where this is from, join me for the next movie night & watch it with my friends & I!!!

What if I told u guys my friends & I made some YouTube videos? Like, Uber funny, you’ll probably die videos.
I’ll fill u guys in on the page name once we do some editing & shiz.
Peace!

guernvca:

Give away!

PLEASE READ ALL RULES THOROUGHLY.

RULES:

All merch ranges from small to large. 

The iPhone and camera will also be included because I just got a new iPhone and got a new camera awhile ago, both are in A+ working conditions and chargers for both will be included.

You must be following me(Kim) and her(Courtney) in order to win, we will check!

NO give away blogs (A blog made specifically for giveaways)! We’ll be looking through your archive to make sure you aren’t a give away blog. 

Likes are allowed, but you must reblog at least three times as well. 

We’ll will ship world wide, there will be only one winner for all the merch. 

Ends December 1st, good luck! 

** Yes there is merch from previous giveaway, the winner did not wish to take specific merch so it is recycled in a new give away, their name and URL will remain disclosed at their own request to keep them from receiving hate **

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

funnyordie:

21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week
Prepare to be stunned.

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE
>